Ship Galore

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[NSFW! Listen with earphones.]

Kakashi + You/Your OTP   :^) 

Translations are in the “Read More.”

This was borrowed from an an R-18 otome drama cd called “Inma: Volume 3.” I don’t have any links to the cd but I think you might be able to find it via a Google search. In any case, enjoy~

This is a counterpart to the “Sasuke + You = Smex” audio which can be found here

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the-king-multishipper

*in an empty classroom*

Mina: *stands behind podium* Thank you all for joining us today at the "How We Fell in Love With Kirishima Club". Now, I see we have some newcomers. Would you care to share with us your experience?

Todoroki: *stands* Yes, hello. I fell in love with Kirishima the other day when he asked me to go with him to a new cafe downtown. He said that the strawberry cheesecake there reminded him of me, and he thought I would like to try it. From that moment on, I knew that he was the love of my life. Thank you for letting me share. *sits*

Mina: *nods understandingly* That is a beautiful experience. Anyone else?

Kaminari: *stands* Ooh! Me next!

Uraraka: This is your 8th meeting! She said newcomers only!

Sero: Yeah man, give someone else a turn. You and I can gush over Kirishima later in the dorms if you wanna share that bad.

Tokoyami: *stands* I will go next. I fell in love with Kirishima when he smiled at me-

Tetsutetsu: You aren't a newcomer, you liar! I saw you sneak into the meeting last week!

Tokoyami: But...but his smile!

Bakugou: *wearing a "vice president" badge* *slams hands on desk* WE ALL KNOW HIS SMILE IS FUCKING GORGEOUS! NOW SIT DOWN AND SHUT THE HELL UP!

Tamaki: *whispering* I thought Bakugou would be the president of this club.

Midoriya: *whispering* He wanted to be, but Mina knew Kirishima longer so she has seniority.

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the-king-multishipper

Kirishima: *giving Todoroki strawberry cheesecake* This totally reminded me of you man! Hope you like it!

Todoroki: *clutches his chest* Be still my beating heart.

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Kirishima: *working out with Midoriya* Whew! You sure are getting strong! You’ll be as great as All Might someday!

Midoriya: *flustered* T-Thank you! U-Um and y-you will be a-as g-good as C-Crimsin Riot someday!

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Kirishima: *hugging Kaminari* You’re one of the coolest guys I know! I’m so happy we’re friends!

Kaminari: *hugs harder* Thanks man! I’m happy we’re friends too!

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Bakugou: *standing guard in front of Kirishima* Back the fuck off my boyfriend!

Todoroki: *stepping closer, holding a wedding ring* Step aside, Bakugou.

Midoriya: *carefully approaching with matching All Might/Crimson Riot bracelets* I’m your friend Kacchan, but please don’t make this any harder than it has to be.

Kaminari: Yeah man. *creeping closer with drawings of matching tattoo ideas* There’s enough of Kirishima to go around!~

Literally anyone Kirishima has ever been nice to: *wearing “WE ♡ KIRI” shirts* Hand him over!

Bakugou: *setting off explosions* FUCK OOOFFFFF!!!!!!!

Kirishima: *completely oblivious to how precious he is* Do they wanna hang out???

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cloudcat351

Todoroki: The reason I have gathered you all here today, is that I have a revelation to reveal to you all today.

Bakugou: So you made us all come to the fucking lounge room so you could tell us all one of your shitty theories?

Kaminari: Bakubro! They aren’t all shitty! Some of them have really good evidence!

Bakugou: Tch.

Todoroki, pulling up a slideshow: So I’ve made a slideshow with evidence about how Kirishima is a secretly a dog in disguise.

Class 1-A, minus Kirishima: ...


-Later that day-


Ashido: I can’t believe Todoroki thinks Kirishima is dog!

Sero: I know! I don’t think he acts like one at all!

Kaminari: He doesn’t crave touch or pets, he doesn’t follow us around, and he doesn’t get overly happy over being praised, or sad from being berated!

Kirishima, coming into the room: Minaaaa, I want cuddles!

Ashido: Awww, come here!

Ashido, cuddling with a sleepy Kirishima, realising what just happened: Oh my god....

Kaminari: Todoroki was right....

Sero: No, we need more evidence.


-Later in the week-


Kirishima: Kami! Are you free to hang out today?

Kaminari: Sorry, but no bro. I have to go grocery shopping.

Kirishima: That’s alright! I can just come along with you! If that’s alright?

Kaminari: Yeah, it’s fine. But are you sure? It’ll be pretty boring and you’ll just be following me around.

Kirishima: Yeah, I’m sure. I just wanna spend time with you, bro.

Sero: Did you record that?

Ashido: Got it all on camera.


-A week later-


Midoriya and Kirishima chatting:

Uraraka: Deku! Would you mind coming over here for a moment?

Midoriya: Oh, sure! Sorry Kirishima, could you stay here for a moment?

Kirishima: No problem!

Midoriya: Okay thanks! I’ll be back soon.

Ashido: Kiri, could you come over here for a moment?

Kirishima: Sorry, but I can’t Mina.

Ashido: Why?

Kirishima: Midoriya told me to stay here.

Ashido: Midoriya won’t mind! Besides it’ll only take a minute, we need you to stop Bakugou from killing Kami.

Kirishima: I can’t, he said he’d be back soon, I can’t leave and have him come back to nothing. I don’t want to be a bad friend.

Ashido: But you’re happy to let Bakugou kill you other friend?

Kirishima: No- Mina-

Ashido: You’re a bad friend.

Kirishima, tearing up: I don’t wanna be a bad friend.

Ashido: And you don’t have to be, go save Kami. GO BE A GOOD FRIEND!

Kirishima, smiling widely: YEAH! IM COMING KAMI!

Sero, sending the video to Todoroki: Totally a dog.

Todoroki, appearing behind Sero: No, I’m thinking more of a puppy now.


For @gracie-the-bored ! Sorry I took so long, I had trouble coming up with something I liked enough to post. I hope you’re happy with Kirishima the puppy though!