Todoroki: The reason I have gathered you all here today, is that I have a revelation to reveal to you all today.
Bakugou: So you made us all come to the fucking lounge room so you could tell us all one of your shitty theories?
Kaminari: Bakubro! They aren’t all shitty! Some of them have really good evidence!
Bakugou: Tch.
Todoroki, pulling up a slideshow: So I’ve made a slideshow with evidence about how Kirishima is a secretly a dog in disguise.
Class 1-A, minus Kirishima: ...
-Later that day-
Ashido: I can’t believe Todoroki thinks Kirishima is dog!
Sero: I know! I don’t think he acts like one at all!
Kaminari: He doesn’t crave touch or pets, he doesn’t follow us around, and he doesn’t get overly happy over being praised, or sad from being berated!
Kirishima, coming into the room: Minaaaa, I want cuddles!
Ashido: Awww, come here!
Ashido, cuddling with a sleepy Kirishima, realising what just happened: Oh my god....
Kaminari: Todoroki was right....
Sero: No, we need more evidence.
-Later in the week-
Kirishima: Kami! Are you free to hang out today?
Kaminari: Sorry, but no bro. I have to go grocery shopping.
Kirishima: That’s alright! I can just come along with you! If that’s alright?
Kaminari: Yeah, it’s fine. But are you sure? It’ll be pretty boring and you’ll just be following me around.
Kirishima: Yeah, I’m sure. I just wanna spend time with you, bro.
Sero: Did you record that?
Ashido: Got it all on camera.
-A week later-
Midoriya and Kirishima chatting:
Uraraka: Deku! Would you mind coming over here for a moment?
Midoriya: Oh, sure! Sorry Kirishima, could you stay here for a moment?
Kirishima: No problem!
Midoriya: Okay thanks! I’ll be back soon.
Ashido: Kiri, could you come over here for a moment?
Kirishima: Sorry, but I can’t Mina.
Ashido: Why?
Kirishima: Midoriya told me to stay here.
Ashido: Midoriya won’t mind! Besides it’ll only take a minute, we need you to stop Bakugou from killing Kami.
Kirishima: I can’t, he said he’d be back soon, I can’t leave and have him come back to nothing. I don’t want to be a bad friend.
Ashido: But you’re happy to let Bakugou kill you other friend?
Kirishima: No- Mina-
Ashido: You’re a bad friend.
Kirishima, tearing up: I don’t wanna be a bad friend.
Ashido: And you don’t have to be, go save Kami. GO BE A GOOD FRIEND!
Kirishima, smiling widely: YEAH! IM COMING KAMI!
Sero, sending the video to Todoroki: Totally a dog.
Todoroki, appearing behind Sero: No, I’m thinking more of a puppy now.
For @gracie-the-bored ! Sorry I took so long, I had trouble coming up with something I liked enough to post. I hope you’re happy with Kirishima the puppy though!